Your Bank Hates You
by Matt Daemon
Did you know that your bank hates you? It does. That might be obvious for some but it needs to be said out loud for everyone else.
When you see commercials for your bank, they always mention how the bank helps people (help me into debt? no thanks). There are flowers and sunshine and puppy dogs etc. until you are left with a warm fuzzy feeling about your bank. They help people buy houses and start businesses and invest in their futures, right? You might think the bank was altruistic after watching enough of these ads.
When you walk inside the bank you see posters of pretty much the same thing. Happy people, smiling children, people buying a new home etc. The tellers and people you see working inside are polite and dressed nice. The bank is your friend right?
Fact #1 The bank is a business established for making a profit.
That’s why there are fees and charges for everything imaginable.
Fact #2 The bank has no heart and no soul
If the bank will make $1 more by repossessing your house and it can legally do so, it will.
Fact #3 The bank IS happy to lend you money, because you will pay back more more.
The bank would love for you to borrow money at the highest APR they can get away with.
Fact #4 The bank will trick you if it has to
Nobody reads the fine print and understands it. There are so many catches and loopholes and in the end, it doesn’t matter because the bank always reserves the right to change all the rules at any time.
Fact #5 You have no rights
Take a look at any agreement you have with the bank and you’ll see that all your rights are waived and you have nothing.
Think about this the next time you consider borrowing money from the bank. If you are late with one payment, for any reason, your APR will be jacked up to the maximum allowable by law. If they can take your house, they will. Look how many houses have been repossessed in the last 2 years. There will be no loving caring bank to ‘help’ you at any time. Expect to be nickel and dimed. Go inside the bank – fee. Use ATM – fee. Pay by phone – fee. Overdraft – several fees. They are super quick to take the money out of your account when you make purchases and withdrawals, but very slow to credit your account when you deposit.
About 10 years ago I got some cash advance checks for a credit card. They come regularly like candy every month with promises of 0% APR for months or whatever BS. Normally I shred them instantly, but this one time i needed about $200 for a present for my gf so I saved one and used it. The next day I get a call from the merchant saying the bank wouldn’t honor the check, I had to go in and pay them in cash, very embarrasing. I had a credit limit of thousands with no balance and they wouldn’t honor a $200 cash advance check they had sent me??! I called the bank to find out the reason they did this and there was some lame excuse like the checks aren’t valid for all purchases, only certain types of purchases are authorized and I’m supposed to call them. It was Chase and I cancelled my card with them immediately.
Another time, I was about to use a cash advance offer from Bank of America because it advertised 0% for 12 months etc. but when after looking at the fine print they charge incredible amount up front to get the cash advance, it was around 10% of the amount of the advance I was thinking about… does this make sense?
When I was around 19 I was pretty irresponsible with my first credit card. I racked up like $500 which was a lot at the time for me. When I finally paid it off I was so happy. I got a couple statements from them but didn’t even open them because I knew it was paid. 3 months later debt collectors are calling me because the $4 of interest that accrued between the time my statement was mailed to the time I paid (like 1 week or less) had racked up almost $300 in charges and fees. On top of that, I had the bank collection company calling me daily for weeks until I was able to pay it. This was Cross Country Bank, later sold to Chase I believe. Same corporate greed, different name.
Last story- I applied for a car loan at BofA for about $11,000 maybe 7 years ago. They charged me $70 for the application fee and said they would let me know in about 2 days if I was approved or not. 3 days later no word from them so I called and was basically told to STFU and wait. A week later I called and was brushed off again. 3 days after that I called back and was told ‘Oh, nobody told you? Your loan was denied’. So basically I spent $70 to be run around by the bank for 2 weeks. How can I get into that business.
My hatred of BofA is tempered by the fact that they’re all the same. They all offer you 0.001% on your savings and try to get 12-33% on your loans. There is no alternative. I read the consumerist frequently and have the impression that Chase is slightly worse in terms of customer service so at least I have that to be thankful for.
I hope this will motivate someone to put their credit card down. If you just have to use it, go to my website here EyewearCases.com and design personalized eyeglass and sunglass cases for your whole family online (I accept credit cards). Post your bank horror stories below.